Profiles in Disorder: Mama Angel

They say that behind every powerful man, there is a stronger woman guiding and supporting him. Fortunately in my case, this also holds true for overgrown, neurotic man-children. Please join me as I at long last pull the curtain and reveal the magnificence of she who is my wife, mother of my children, and head administrator of our homey little asylum…. MAMA ANGEL: Aliases: Princess … Continue reading Profiles in Disorder: Mama Angel

Profiles in Disorder: Roundbottom

Holmes and Watson.  Batman and Robin. Riggs and Murtaugh.  Ahab and Moby Dick.  Our culture is rife with duos who are only at their best (or worst) when together.  Duos so intertwined that it is inconceivable to think of one without the other.  In that spirit, where you find Footloose you are assured to find:   ROUNDBOTTOM Known Aliases:  Hammer of Chaos, Harbinger of the Storm, … Continue reading Profiles in Disorder: Roundbottom

Profiles in Disorder: Footloose

There are those that say parenting is an adventure.  Those people are wrong.  Parenting is a war, a never-ending conflict of wills, strategy, and endurance.  It is a war that unfortunately, I more often than not find myself on the losing side of. But I’m not bitter. “You’re so funny”, my friends say, “your kids are adorable.  How could you ever imply that they are … Continue reading Profiles in Disorder: Footloose