Why God Made the Children Cute

Let’s get real for a moment. What would you do if someone did this to you? What about this? This? HOW ABOUT THIS?? I’ll tell you what you’d do – you’d call the cops, call an exorcist, or mete out violent retribution with your own two thirsty-for-blood fists. Unless, of course, those responsible happened to look like this:   I have suffered each of these … Continue reading Why God Made the Children Cute

Profiles in Disorder: Roundbottom

Holmes and Watson.  Batman and Robin. Riggs and Murtaugh.  Ahab and Moby Dick.  Our culture is rife with duos who are only at their best (or worst) when together.  Duos so intertwined that it is inconceivable to think of one without the other.  In that spirit, where you find Footloose you are assured to find:   ROUNDBOTTOM Known Aliases:  Hammer of Chaos, Harbinger of the Storm, … Continue reading Profiles in Disorder: Roundbottom

Profiles in Disorder: Footloose

There are those that say parenting is an adventure.  Those people are wrong.  Parenting is a war, a never-ending conflict of wills, strategy, and endurance.  It is a war that unfortunately, I more often than not find myself on the losing side of. But I’m not bitter. “You’re so funny”, my friends say, “your kids are adorable.  How could you ever imply that they are … Continue reading Profiles in Disorder: Footloose