On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, Mommy and Daddy begged for these:

12 Hours for sleeping,

11 Maids-a-cleaning,

10 Amazon Prime orders shipping,

9 Grown-up-movie viewings,

8 Adult beverages chilling

7 Days of no screaming,

6 Chefs to do the cooking,

5 More days off

4 Filled-up flasks

3 Bottles of aspirin

2 Contented kids

And an offer to keep them tonight from Grammyyyyyy!!

Happy Holidays, Everyone!